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MLP Review: Grannies Gone Wild

Oh, yes, it’s Ladies’ Night
And the feeling’s right
Oh, yes, it’s Ladies’ Night
Oh, what a night (oh, what a night)

—“Ladies Night” by Kool and the Gang

If it’s the best rollercoaster ever, why is it closing? Anyway, Rainbow Dash wants to ride it before it closes. However, she also has to chaperone for Grannie Smith, Apple Road, Auntie Applesauce, and Goldie Delicious (aka The Gold Horseshoe Gals). Applejack gives Dash a series a things she should not let them do. Hilarity ensues.

Rainbow follows the instructions to the letter—much to everyone’s disappointment. Even when the Gals are selected to be part of Big Bucks’s and Jackpot’s magic act, Rainbow Dash stops the trick and it’s a whammy (in a bad way a la “Press Your Luck”). Once the Gals realize AJ put Dash up to this, everything is forgiven and Dash gets to ride the Wild Blue Yonder thanks to their line jumping pass.

Yes, this was a very silly romp and a very funny one. That’s all the episode is trying to accomplish as the fast pegasus has to watch over what she thinks are slow grannies. The grannies are typically anything but slow and most of the humor (and flirting) in the episode comes from them. The other highlight was how AJ acts as Rainbow’s conscious to get her to act to make sure the Grannies don’t over-exert themselves.

It was just a funny episode and a breather one and works in what it was intended to do.

GRADE: B+

StatManDan

MLP Review: “Fake It ‘Til You Make It”

No song to intro this review because I have nothing on that end. Anyway, Rarity needs to finish a centerpiece dress for the Canterlot Royal Fashion Show and needs all her assistants from Canterlot and Manehattan to help. No pony else can help, so that leaves Fluttershy. While she has developed self-confidence, it does not extend to confronting the brazen and super-judgemental Saddle Row shoppers. Rarity advises her to access the strength confidence within her. She’ll have the assistance of her raccoon friends from “The Saddle Row Review” to help her.

No sooner does a customer ask about the number of threads on a suit does Fluttershy develop a “sophisticated” character that is able to please him. She adopts two more personas to accommodate the valley-girl and goth sets. However, she gets swept up in her characters that she becomes them drives away the raccoons, her friends, and the customers.

Rarity comes back to Manehattan to rectify things by sacking all three of Fluttershy’s personas before Fluttershy herself apologizes explaining that acting like the ponies of Saddle Row gave her the confidence to interact with them. Rarity explains that she only needed to be Fluttershy to run it. Fluttershy does give her the inspiration to finish the centerpiece dress.

Fluttershy’s timidness is not the problem here. It’s her getting too involved in something to conquer it that’s the problem here. We saw this in “Putting your Hoof Down” when she did a 180º from a doormat to a monster. The 180º here is from a newbie at running a shop to a snooty Saddle Row salespony. She talks about “baby steps” to overcome her fear of performing on stage in “Filli Vanilli”, but there are other situations where that is the appropriate approach when it comes to timidness. We’ve seen twice now that she flies before she trots into to something to conquer her timidness.

This had the potential to be an A-episode, but it gets derailed by Fluttershy getting too much into the characters she develops and leaves no time for inflection prior to the apology.

GRADE: B-

StatManDan

MLP Review: The Maud Couple

Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait
The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built a wall (we built the pyramids)
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the big bang! Hey!

—theme song to “The Big Bang Theory” by Barenaked Ladies

Technically, I’ve never watched an episode of The Big Bang Theory, but my brother likes it and I enjoyed from PMVs set to this theme. Anyway, Maud has been too busy to spend time with Pinkie because she has a boyfriend now. His name is Sheldon Mudbriar who is a proverbial “stick in the mud” just like his cutie mark in the way he speaks. Pinkie for the life of here cannot see what Maud sees in him. Maud likes rocks and Mudbriar likes sticks and speaking in a precise form—technically.

Things do get a bit tactless when it is revealed that Maud only enjoys Pinkie’s surprise parties because she was protected her feelings. Pinkie has an internal crisis that drives her to the rock farm and Limestone actually proves useful with a metaphor to get Pinkie to understand (eventually) what Maud sees in Mudbriar. Eventually, they have a surprise party with Maud viewing from a distance as she preferred just a small party with Mudbriar and Pinkie.

Technically, this wasn’t the best episode involving Maud (that was “Maud Pie”). There were some funny moments, especially with the dialogue. However, that sometimes led to tactlessness on the part both Maud and Mudbriar. At least the former should know about Pinkie’s sensitivities. I’m also not sure the “opposite day” visions around the head accomplished anything, either.

It’s not a terrible episode, technically, but I don’t believe it will be in the top half of Season Eight’s favorites.

GRADE: B-

StatManDan

MLP Review: “School Daze”

Get on up, look around;
Can’t you feel the wind of change?
Get on up, taste the air;
Can’t you see the wind of change;

— “Wind of Change” by the Bee Gees

(CAUTION: This review includes SPOILERS of the episode which aired on Discovery Family on March 24th, 2018. If you do not to know the result this review, look away now.)

It took the show one minute into Season Eight to declare the events of the Movie canon. With so many creatures who may not know anything about friendship, Twilight decides to open a friendship school.

She has the full support of Princess Celestia, but needs the full support of the Equestria Education Association (EEA) for accreditation. The EEA’s Chancellor Neighsay implores Twilight to do things by the book. The rest of the Mane Six will be teachers (second jobs for all of our heroines) and Starlight is the guidance counselor. The school isn’t exclusive to ponies such as Sandbar, there’s also a griffon named Gallus, a dragon names Smolder, a yak named Yona, a changeling named Ocellus, and a hippogriff/seapony named Silverstream.

Each of the Mane Six has a way to teach that gets the students interested, but Twilight insists everything gets done by the book, which is quickly the reason things are going “by the book”. After the student six cut class go on a “mental health break”, Neighsay arrives for an inspection. Things go off the rails as Ocellus makes an ill-timed decision to change into a giant insect and Neighsay is appalled that Twilight even has non-pony students. Long story short, the school is shut down.

In part two, Starlight sets Twilight right by writing their own rules. The rest of the Mane Six and Spike buy in—now they have to find the students or there is going to be a war. The “Student” Six didn’t want to be away from each other, so they take refuge at the Castle of the Two Sisters. However, they are not alone as they are threatened by bushwoolies puckwedgies. The Mane Six make the rescue and reopen the school going rogue against Neighsay by declaring it a “Friendship School” and probably hinting at what’s to come in the Season Finale.

Class is now in session. In a way it makes sense because instead of having the Mane Six and Starlight travel all around Equestria (which they had been doing since Season Five) and beyond (read: The Movie) to spread the gospel of friendship, why not have everyone come to them in Ponyville? It also represents, not necessarily a change in direction for the show as the Mane Six are now officially teachers, it’s safe to say it has been heading that direction since Season Four. It’s just now official.

It also shows that the show has not run out of ideas and it is blending in the worldbuilding from the previous seven seasons and the movie to create more worldbuilding. The world has gotten larger and larger and now the show is adjusting accordingly. It is ready to take on a social issue such as racism. Well, it has been handled in a sense better in some episodes (i.e. Hearth’s Warming Eve) than others (i.e. Over A Barrel). We now have a chancellor (played brilliantly by “The Brain” himself, Maurice Lamarche) who is what passes for Equestria as a racist (maybe a fascist as well).

What’s promising is that we finally have an overarching premise for the first time since Season Five and a majority of fans have said that and Season Four are the two best seasons of the show. Both those seasons had overarching storylines.

The opening two-parter is back as a setup for the start of a new season. “Return of Harmony” remains the benchmark for season openers, but given the direction and quickly declaring the Movie canon, this Season Premiere belongs in the top half of Premiers by comparison by giving its main characters new purpose and keeping the show fresh even in its eighth season.

GRADE: A-

Ranking the Season Premieres:

1. The Return of Harmony
2. The Cutie Map
3. School Daze
4. Celestial Advice
5. Princess Twilight Sparkle
6. Friendship is Magic
7. The Crystal Empire
8. The Crystalling

StatManDan

Muffin Theater: ReBoot – The Mutant Child Of Nostalgia

Such a dramatic title, like The End of the Creator-Drive Era in TV Animation that accidentally spawned…a culture.  But over the past decade we have witness the nostalgia train roll into various stations.  Just like Hollywood is a skipping and broken record of mediocrity, this has gone with the world of animation.  Let us start with Teen Titans Go, the show Cartoon Network likes to ram down everybody’s throats all day, every day, until the end of days.

While I am an animation fan, like many other things, I don’t get that deep, but do come to an understanding.  I understand Teen Titan Go, its always had the Japanese flare and ‘Go’ is something I have seen done in the world of anime a few times.  Much like my knowledge, I am not overly a big anime viewer, and in fact barely watch television in general.  My wife on the other hand floats in an ocean of it.  So I’ve witness several cutesy version of otherwise serious shows, like Attack on Titan: The Junior High years, which my wife only watched a few episodes, promptly when I told her my conclusion that it was the AoT version of TTG.

Powerpuff Girls.  Honestly beyond the initial hype up and several weeks afterwards I heard very little about the show, but during that time I heard and saw all sorts of crap about it.  No offense to the people behind the show, but the general vibe I got from it all was trying to be ‘too fresh, too hip’ with its meme faces and other over the top facial expressions to please the younger generation, while the older nostalgia folks wanted a faithful reboot.  Maybe if they had waited another decade, the gap between those two groups could have saved the show.

And now we’ve come to the reboot, of ReBoot, the cgi animated series that ran four seasons from 1994 to 2001.  Granted we should not judge a book by its cover, or a show by its trailer, and even more so my opinion is meaningless as the original show is one of those on my bucket list to watch front to back, but during its airing and somewhere in the mid-2000 I did catch a fair share of the show, especially the last season and what I remember was an epic finale.

On March 30th 2018 a “reimagined” version of ReBoot (The Guardian Code) will hit Netflix.  And from what I’ve seen, if you had fond memories of the original, abandon all hope before clicking on it.  If we were a real animation site, we’d probably have at this point a hookup with Netflix to see this stuff earlier, but as the underground hide of the crossed eyed gray mare, that would be a major nope.  So I’ve only seen the trailer which currently has 345,000 views, 3,424 comments, 1,000 thumbs up and what might as well be a middle finger, 12,000 thumbs down.

I had hoped they wouldn’t screw this one up.  Its actually part of the reason this site branched out beyond just colorful equine (and other fun shows like Gravity Falls, Star Vs, Wander), thus I was planning to poorly cover it like we do with the rest, but no.

The general comment echo is “Did these people even watch the f**king show?”.

As said above and ripped from Wikipedia, its a reimagined show that is mixing live action (real world) elements in a cgi world.  The preview shows the angsty teenage High Schoolers get roped in to being ‘Guardians’ for this world, against what looks like is Big Government folks after “The Guardian Code” who are using a hacker to reawaken Megabyte (the villain of the original series) in an epic computer world battle.

The other comment echo is comparing it with various live actions shows like Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Tokusatsu, Code Lyoko, and other various shows of the complete and utter opposite of what the original ReBoot was.  Like someone took their childhood and held it head under the water for a little too long.

Will I give it a chance?  Hell no, I barely have time to watch anything let alone something that will probably waste time I’ll never recover.  No offense to the people behind it, either you knew nothing of the show or more likely the suits upstairs dictated to go in this direction, but its like how hard is it to hit the mark.  Just from the YouTube comments and 1k + vs 12k – we all know what its going to be…a pile.  I’m sure someone out there will find it entertaining, and it will be watched, but you could have also hit the bulls eye dead on and at least generated some money from this, even the suits should be aware of the nostalgia factor with people now a days and how they can now cash in on those once young who wanna relive happier times, before this wretched mud ball of planet turned into some timeline crossing dystonia (looking at you hadron collider).

But thems the apples.  Another missed mark, another butt load of money wasted.  Happy Sailing ReBoot: The Guardian Code, them seas look quite (12,000) angry.

If you want to watch something fun and interesting, especially if you have never bothered to watch it.  Go find yourself a copy of the original ReBoot series.  Again, its been eons since I have watched it, but I know it was good enough to go revisit someday, and actually with the reboot of ReBoot coming this way, I’ll probably do just that.  The original series is completely immersive as it takes place inside a computer, features a Guardian named Bob with a pair of companions, and they protect the ‘City of’ Mainframe from viruses such as Megabyte and Hexadecimal.  And much like the Wikipedia article I’m reading from, it was also the world’s first ever half hour, completely CGI animated TV series, which is pretty much the norm now for, well everything animated.

We give it no muffins out of ten delicious muffins.

Derpysquad

Inside the Numbers: Hasbro’s Q4 and 2017 Earnings

No matter what you thought of the My Little Pony movie, Hasbro has been satisfied with the revenues coming from MLP. Revenues went up for the fourth quarter and for the year as a whole.

Franchise brands were up 11% in the quarter thanks to growth from Transformers, My Little Pony, Magic: The Gathering, and Monopoly. For the year, Franchise brands were up 10% with Transformers, MLP, Nerf, and Monopoly up for the year. It was Parter Brands that declined 21% in the quarter and 10% for the year in large part due to disappointing Star Wars sales which offset the growth in other brands such as Sesame Street, Marvel, and Disney Descendants.

Both Gaming and Emerging Brands were down for the quarter (-4% and -5%, respectively) and up for the year (10% and 2%, respectively).

Revenue for the company as a whole was off slightly for the quarter and a $296.5M charge as a result of the tax overhaul led to a net loss of $5.3M for the quarter. However, for the first time since 1993, Hasbro had higher sales for the year than Mattel.

Another note of significance was that business slowed in November and December of 2017 thanks in large part to the bankruptcy of Toys R Us.

Little was mentioned about MLP during the conference call apart from this nugget from Hasbro CEO Brian Goldner as it relates to the future of the franchise.

“We obviously have great plans in store over the next number of years to continue My Little Pony’s march in growth and to engage consumers across all elements in the [brand] blueprint,” said Goldner.

This is usually the prelude before Toy Fair NYC where much more about MLP’s future will be described in detail. Hasbro’s Toy Fair Presentation will be on February 16th and while there was no mention of the leaks in the call on Wednesday morning, we’ll see if there is anything more regarding Season Eight, Equestria Girls, and maybe even a second movie.

StatManDan

SU Review: The Previous 8 Episodes

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Editor’s Note: The first part of this was submitted to us like two months ago, when that group of episodes was leaked via the phone app.  DHN be the animated ghost ship of the damned now.

SU Review: From “Dewey Wins” to “Kevin Party”

We’re going to have to go rapid fire with these six episodes given that they arc around Steven and Connie and involve many a shakeup to the status quo.

In “Dewey Wins”, Steven tries to walk Connie home, but Connie is upset that Steven gave himself up to Homeworld after promising he and Connie would fight together. Steven wants to brush off his experience in Homeworld as no big deal, but that is not going to materialize. Connie and Lion leave and the former will not return texts for the time being. Sadie is upset that Lars is gone (so are her parents). Meanwhile, the residents of Beach City do what every educated populace does apart from Ponyville, and that’s blame the mayor for the gem invasions. They even nominated Nanefua as a challenger to Mayor Dewey. Steven tries to help Mayor Dewey, but it’s all to no avail as Dewey withdraws and Steven realizes that Connie feels the same way that he does now about Dewey.

Sensing that Steven is depressed and not knowing exactly why, Greg and the Gems go on a “Gemcation” to a “cool ranch house” (since Greg is still rich) with unusable amenities and a three-foot snake. However, all Steven want to do is await a reply from Connie to his texts. He finally confides in that to Greg and the Gems and realizes he gets no bars by the house. They go up on a cliff to regain reception, and still no word from Connie.

Back home, Steven gets a video call from Peridot. She and Lapis wondered how Steven was doing. Steven tells them and Lapis goes into panic mode and wants to flee. Peridot doesn’t want to (and neither does Pumpkin), but she can’t muster up the courage to do so because she mught update Lapis who has been through a lot. Peridot finally does confess to Lapis that she doesn’t want to leave Earth and wants to fight, but Lapis does not want to get caught up in another war and leaves—“Raising the Barn” with her.

So Peridot and Steven are depressed because both have seemingly lost a friend. Amethyst tries to cheer both up when they go “Back to the Kindergarten”. They try to grow sunflowers in the hopes that something good can grow from the desolate place, but it doesn’t happen. What does happen is that what Peridot thought was a flower was actually a corrupted gem and Smokey Quartz returns to poof it. Steven and Amethyst try to console Peridot that while they could not bring some life into the Kindergarten, they can always try someplace else.

Back to Sadie, she’s stuck at the Donut Shop, but Steven want to invite her to a practice Steven is having with Buck, Jenny, and Sour Cream who just formed a new band. Buck booked a gig for the group who does not have a sound, song, or a band name yet. They go to Sadie’s for inspiration, and Sadie provides that and more after watching horror flicks. Sadie sings a song about being in a dead end job and earns the nickname “Sadie Killer”. She initially declines to join since she has work, but changes her mind—after quitting her job.

Not forgetting that Lion is also missing, Steven spreads fliers when Kevin shows up and invites Steven to a “Kevin Party”. Kevin really want Stevonnie to show up so he can look cool to the rest of his guests. Steven goes once he realizes that Kevin also invited Connie. After seeing Connie (with a new hairdo) and Lion, Steven tries to talk to her (after doing some stuff with Kevin because he doesn’t know better). However, it ends up all awkward until Steven bares out his feelings and say he was sorry for letting her down by surrendering. The two make up and leave with Lion after ignoring Kevin’s request to fuse into Stevonnie.

Well, there is a lot to absorb here as we have several shakeups to the status quo. Lapis has jumped ship after hearing about Steven’s interactions with the Diamonds. Peridot is back with Steven after Lapis took the barn. And Sadie has quit her job and we’ll see where that goes.

It seems like the purpose of these six episodes was to shake things up and shake Steven a bit. While he thinks he can go back to normal, he cannot. Now, the Donut Shop is minus two employees, there’s a new mayor, and Lapis is on the lamb. Steven might have Connie back, but he has to come to terms that his actions had effects on a lot of people and gems—not just Connie. Plus, is there something that Pearl wanted to tell Steven back at the ranch house, but can’t at the moment? There will be more problems for all to face as Season Five moves along at the pace Cartoon Network deems fit. There are lot of issue to deal with.

GRADES:
“Dewey Wins”: C
“Gemcation”: C+
“Raising the Barn”: A-
“Back to the Kindergarten”: A
“Sadie Killer”: A-
“Kevin Party”: B

StatManDan


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SU Review: “Lars of the Stars” and “Jungle Moon”

A lot of history and new stuff here. Steven and Connie go through the Lion Warp Zone to visit Lars who has commandeered Emerald’s ship with the Off-Colors. Lars is more self-confident than ever and the off-colors are also serving a purpose as they try to head for Earth. Lars’s joy is briefly short-lived as he finds out Sadie is having fun with the Cool Kids and their new band. Steven and Connie talk him out of his funk as they tell him that Sadie is not doing this to hurt him.

As Emerald approaches, Steven and Connie fuse to form Stevonnie and are prepared to fight. They take the fighter jet inside the Sun Incinerator and try to disable Emerald’s blasters, but they are shot down into a “Jungle Moon.”

Stevonnie spends most of the episode fending for themselves absent a way to contact Lars (for the moment), but end up having a diamond dream and we get our very first appearance of Pink Diamond in the dream. That was the wham in this episode and we’ll soon find out more once Cartoon Network decides to announce new episodes. Oh, and Lars does find Stevonnie and will get them home.

It’s best to review these episodes together, but there is some history here. This is the first time we don’t see Steven by himself and the first time Stevonnie has fused for more than a day (and can grow facial hair). Of course, we get our first glimpse of Pink Diamond and she seems kind of bratty at first, especially towards Yellow. Recall, Earth was supposed to be Pink’s colony and she wanted to capture the humans to put in her zoo. She, of course, was ambused and shattered by Rose Quartz.

We’re sure to get some more secrets of Pink Diamond, again, when Cartoon Network decides to air new episodes. *rolleyes*

Anyway, it is good to see Lars with some purpose for once and rallying the off-colors in a quest to return to Earth. It’s something different and also provided some more pieces to the puzzle that is the Diamonds. Both episodes worked brilliantly.

GRADE (both episodes):  A

StatManDan